Thank You Sarah Palin

Thank you Sarah Palin

Must admit I was failin’

To try my best

In all I do

In life.

You’ve shown me the right way

Just keep my brain at bay

And simply ignore

What any may say

On strife.

Thank you for the feelin’

Don’t bother with the glass ceilin’

Just get a stool

Make racists drool

With hate.

No need to use our smarts

Pump venom in our hearts

Most ‘mericans

Won’t understand

Till late.

When our daughters dump their babies

in dumpsters where rats have rabies

cuz they did not know

that they could say no

or how to ask their Mom?

Best they learn sex from soap shows

or the cool ‘90210′

I know it taught me

to lose my virginity

By prom.

When witches are excised

And Freedom seen its demise

I know we will

All stand by a landfill–

Oh wait, that’s a national park.

But no concerns over oil

Just Drill Baby Drill

No need for more schoolin’

Cuz when Palin’s rulin’

We’ll start and end with Noah’s Ark.